Police Issue Comical Warning After Student Brings Martini To School.

Police Issue Comical Warning After Student Brings Martini To School: WJBF says the South Fulton County, Georgia police recently issued a comical warning to parents after a student brought a lunchbox to school containing alcohol. The police department posted a pic of a canned martini next to chips and other snacks. They captioned the lunchbox shot with: “Before you send them babies off to school CHECK. THE. LUNCHBOX. Because why are we getting reports of juice boxes sitting next to Cutwater margaritas?? That is NOT Capri Sun. That is NOT Apple Juice. That is a whole ‘Parent had a long night’ starter pack. Now little Johnny done pulled up to 3rd period talking about: ‘Who want fruit snacks?’ knowing good and well he got a Lemon Drop Martini in the zipper pocket. Your child shouldn’t be the only one in the cafeteria with a beverage that requires an ID. If it says 12% ABV it does NOT belong next to a PB&J. Check the lunchbox before the Fulton County Schools Police resource officers gotta do inventory at recess.”